Something I Might Say
To The Guys!

A Creative Commentary

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

01/02/2007

I realize this just sounds entirely insane, but the truth of our modern social
atmosphere and the various forms of desperation within it would almost mandate
that within a few short years, any existing estates held in trust might as
well be deemed a sort of funding for adult females over the age of eighteen.

If you happen to be a young man, particularly a young man with any form of
assets - especially being held for you in any form of trust, investment,
account - do yourself a good solid and get one of your highschool buddies to
marry you for what ever amount of time is deemed legal in your state or
province. If you don't, it will only be a matter of time anyhow before
someone does a little research and realizes that they have a lawyer friend
that can access it.

Then, the useless waste of existence really begins... and besides, your high
school buddies are bound to be hookers anyhow - many bent on procuring such
forms of estates - especially once they find themselves divorced, potentially
with hurt feelings and of course presented with a most wonder way in
which to exact some revenge on those horrible men.

The waste of existence can manifest in various forms from what I have
seen. The most popular being the falsified marriage relation(s).
Of course, such usually only is in conjunction with substantial amounts being
held for such purposes.

It's like a free lunch in many of their minds. Like free money even
though it rarely amounts to anything more than nickles and dimes in comparison
to the actual use and potentials of any given relationship.

Sad, but that is the way things are going and the lawyers seem to like it as
well.

It really takes little effort to justify such actions. A little
gossip... some blurry documentation and of course the presence of some
official looking representation - with of course the instruction to keep
things quiet as this sort of good guy effort is a secret
agent sort of thing.

Just graduate highschool and get married. It doesn't even matter if you
have legal representation. Just find someone to give a substantial
amount of it to, even if you have not had the benefit of it, as the reasoning
that others deserve it is one which is apparently held in great
esteem in the areas of legal practice which aid such procurement. The
"Robin Hood" thing is quite popular even when it is that it could not be
applied with industrial strength glue.

No, it doesn't matter how giving you may be or have been. In fact, the
more efficient you are - the more likely that you will find such useless waste
in your own existence.

It is just better to simply give a huge portion, if not all of it, to some
form of desperation that seems to think they deserve it. Of course, a
person has to do so in the manner of an acceptable means. Which
is why it is that a quick and useless marriage is the best option.

It will save everyone allot of effort, just in the common courtesy extended to
the desperate sort, of arranging a facade that will facilitate the transfer of
said deserved amounts.

Have a little common concern for the environment in saving the fake paper
work. Look at it like you are saving trees, even though most of it can
happen in the digital realm these days... and many of these socially
conscious people tend to recycle their shredder bins. Such an
attitude will at least lend a little self worth in an otherwise humanly void
situation.

If it were that I held some position of influence, It would be in my own
interest if nothing else, to actually promote the inception of such a program
as to collect pending estates and cash deposits for such a monetary dispersion
program. It could be seen as rather progressive, and the tendency is in
such directions anyway - so why not capitalize on the consistency of it?

It seems sad, and it is.. but unfortunately it is very much the direction of
social want in our modern day. to the degree even of calling it some
form of justice while committing some of the most hack like, and
embarrassing transgressions humanity has yet to see in the light of day.

it would just be easier if it were openly legal to just transfer the
existing funds without the concern of some nosey government (usually getting
their piece anyhow) making the good guys nervous about looking like
they are in compliance with some larger form of social rule(s).

It would have a decidedly international feel about it as well.. which
as anyone with any self respect knows, is a line of horse shit - but the
desperate sort perpetrating such sadness don't know that.. and lets just be
real about this here; they deserve to feel justified in the various forms of
desperate ploys.

They have rights, you know. And self respect is one of them which must
be preserved at all costs while it is that they choose to exist in such
desperate means.

If you have some estate waiting for some designated age to be disbursed; do
yourself a favor and go through you own year book. Pick someone you
think is nice at the time as in a few years, it won't matter in regard
to the said estate.

Explain to them that you have a great plan for the future which involves
becoming married and then divorced - don't even clue them in to the actual
design of simply allotting them a goodly portion of that which you have yet to
benefit from yourself. It will be a nice surprise for them... but their
parents will probably already see what you are up to, as parents are like that
in knowing of other peoples financial worth.

In fact, just to show them a bit of good will toward the pending displays of
desperate greed, send them a fruit basket or something with the date on the
card when the estate is to be remitted. It will show them that you
really do care about their want of things that aren't theirs to begin
with. It further will insure that the other forms of desperate
scavengers in the world will have to contend with them to get a piece of it.

Of course, there is danger in this as well, in the fact that at such a point
in time, the individual you have chosen to marry and divorce will then have a
bit more influence. Meaning, at such a point make sure that your own
will and estate does not include them - more specifically, is arranged in some
manner that would actually exclude them perhaps - if it were that you met an
untimely demise.

This then gets a bit more complicated in the returning effect of such making
it again possible for scavengers you may not even know having the opportunity
to lay claim to such un-remitted funds.

I personally have chosen to make it known that upon my own death - especially
in the event of some untimely demise, that all of my holdings are to be
disbursed equally among the living population of legal American citizens
residing within the United States of America.

It doesn't even matter that such is an immediate impossibility. In fact,
such insures that those desperate forms of existence give second thought to
their want of someone else's rightful due, as fulfilling such a stipulation
would then entail someone tending the estate until such time as it could at
least be equally divided in $00.01 cent portions.... which, considering the
movement of the population clock - then means that nothing could be remitted
until sometime close to the date when hell freezes over.

This of course, then requires that the legal representation be compensated -
which of course, is very much a larger reason for the initial problematic
aspects to arise to begin with. But, at least in allotting a percentage
of the annual interests to the legal representation, it then presents
more complications for the rodents in procuring any of it in the popular
manners employed in the modern day. The best that any of them could do
at that point, is convince the legal representation to remit their
own compensation to the cause of deserved scavengers with not even the insight
to efficient use of such to begin with... which, as anyone with the most
scarce insight into the atmosphere of lawyers will know is almost impossible
when concerning their own income.

Far less possible at any rate, than when concerning the income of those they
have been compensated to represent.

Oaths, after all, only go so far and are far less important than the mentally
ill and mutated justifications used to procure such forms of monetary
income. Especially if it is thought that the legal recipient doesn't
know about the existing estate.

If it is that you hope to not be a part of the modern machine of generating
activity in such means of procurement - insist on someone you at least know be
a recipient of a substantial portion of it. such is better in the long
run than watching various forms of desperation posture and pose, and ploy
every sort of sad display of impersonation a person can imagine.
Especially if someone of notability gains an interest in the holdings for what
ever reason. In modern society, such is usually in the interest of
having monies to spend outside of existing - acknowledged contracts.
Which itself is rather amusing in considering that some legal
contracts are seen as more binding than others.

That itself is much justification to socially develop some form of dispensing
such funds. It just isn't reasonable that one legally binding contract
concerning such issues as estates, would be more valid than is another simply
based on who someones mom or dad may be.

It is just as sad, given the current suggested dynamic of such ploys, that
outright identity theft is utilized in procuring such forms of monetary
wealth. Existing celebrity personalities, in existing relationships are
often suggested as being the sociopath recipients of such, in then utilizing -
more embodying the prospective identity for such purposes.

It makes the entire idea of legal system nothing more than the sham that it
seems to be.

Things I have vicariously seen transpire in the illusion of modern politic and
legalities suggest that it is just more simple and in the interest of
preserving some semblance of human existence within your own life - to do away
with such estates entirely. As far away from ones own person, and in as
small amounts as possible.

There really is no use in attempting to make someone else respect standing
legal contracts... as, quite obviously, there is no such thing in the modern
atmosphere. And gossip, justifications can always be manufactured to
present justification for ignoring the set legalities.

It really is a win/win situation all around if you look at it from
the biggest scavengers perspectives. No lawyer in their right mind would
pass on a substantial portion of pending estates - especially when it is that
several can be considered within an operation sort of atmosphere.

If it is that you happen to have such a pending amount due, simply be done
with it.

Speaking from experience, it would have been my conscious decision if I would
have known of the inherent and grotesque failings of what is known as the
legal system.

If it weren't for having had an estate held in trust, at this point in my
life, I would still be enjoying the simple pleasures of existence. I
would not have become a target for such scavenger horse shit.

The simple existence I lead would still be intact as it was.... which isn't
all that impressive when a person considers the simple interests I filled my
life with.

There is no restitution for the sort of damage that the scavenger interests
have put forward into existence through their efforts. Not only to my
own person... but to many others in ways that no one will ever be able to
acknowledge.

There is no replacing those simple aspects of pleasurable existence - in
regard to the applied interests I did embody. There isn't any trinket,
any series of trinkets. There isn't even a monetary amount which could
compensate for the loss and embarrassing display of humanity which has
transpired.

Of course it is that a substantial part of those simple interests were
surrounded at the time with the sad designs on such ends as such
procurement... fortunately enough for myself, my own perspective and interests
in that sense cannot be taken or even altered.

Sure, the scavengers around me had other designs... but, in the larger sense
of things, my own personal position won out in that respect.

Still, if I had my options - especially at the time of the investigative
discovery of such an estate - it would have been in my personal decision to
simply be done with it. My personal interests were in no way designed to
make sure that existing legal entities fulfilled their contracted obligations
in remitting such estate(s) to my person.

It wasn't a concern. It wasn't what I lived for... but that is in no way
any sort of predisposed guarantee to the just dispersion of such. I
never thought of it as any sort of deserve aspect.

The biggest loss for my person very much is in the loss of those simple
qualities within my own interests. Laughably, those sorts of things are
no where near the concerns of those with such embarrassing designs. In
fact, I doubt any of them even realize such levels of existence.

In so many words, the existing consistencies within the modern organized legal
and social world, have little to do with either. A person is better off
simply being rid of any such estates.

There is always someone out there that can convince themselves that they
deserve it.... and in that then, is the influence and inspiration of various
forms of supposed legal entities to make sure that they get what they deserve
- for a nominal fee, of course. This even in regard to sibling(s) which
may have even already received their allotment of the same estate.
Especially if they blew it all on blow and cheap beer, get rich quick schemes
and community college, or even just their ex-wives gambling problem.

The ex-wives aspect is a production of itself. Another of
course, which is seemingly justified on what the ex-wives seem to
think they deserve.

I suppose the greatest travesty in this experience is very much the lack of/in
appreciation of existence having been displayed with such efforts. The
intention of such efforts is entirely void of any such appreciation.

It makes a person wonder how it is that humanity ever progressed. Where
did the actual art come from?

As if society is and has been diminished to a sad display of romance novels in
regard to such appreciation.

Most definitely given the development of modern communications and such
tendencies, it seems very much the more efficient direction to simply address
it and design some form of compensation. Something more consistent than
the forms of desperation day to day.

It is nothing less than a waste of the most simple and incredible aspects of
existence.

I tend to wonder sometimes, if my mother actually hated me in willing me any
portion of such an estate while I was so young, to be disbursed at a given age
in adult hood? Topically considered, it seems as though there may have
been a concern for my well being in wanting some level of maturity about my
existence before receiving such, but then in considering it - she had to
realize the sort of scavenger scumbags in existence then. Then as well,
such an estate in combination with my own father and various
investments? The companies he (they chose) to entrust?

My father was no dummy, so it tends to give me thought concerning such
interests?

I suppose someday I may happen upon some answers regarding such questions, but
the initial concerns with the loss of such simple aspects to the hands of
decidedly sad displays of such want is still something that can never be
recuperated. Nearly a decade of my life - simple interests and means,
gone with no form of compensation possible to replace the most simple things.

It is rather funny. There is nothing much more to do than laugh.

Do yourselves a favor unless you hope to find yourself in competition with the
worlds funniest comedians inadvertently and much through their own actions -
again, vicariously; Get the pending estate(s) remitted as soon as
possible, and then dispense it in as small of portions as possible, to the
most frivolous and wasteful designs.

A simple existence is of no matter or weight as long as there is some
perceived wealth to be procured. And apparently there is no
representation in the modern dynamic with concerns pertaining to upholding
actual legality.

My life - even with what ever good intentions my mother and father (both
deceased) may have had, would be entirely different at this point if it
weren't for the disbursement date of the portion regarding my mothers estate
which was due to me.

If you find yourself wondering on other options pertaining to such estate(s),
they are few I am sure. If you choose to be outward about it (them) in
communicating that you are privy to their existence, then it is that you make
yourself an immediate target for such desperation. Effectively removing
the need for their own effort in research.

If you choose to embrace the simple aspects of a common existence, as stated,
you then become more of a target in the eyes of those utilizing the knowledge
of such an estate - more the apparent lack of such knowledge - as some
mentally ill justification for it to be theirs.

It is a win/win situation in the modern day - just not for the legal
recipients of such forms of estate.

Definitely spare yourself the experience of having to witness the extended
efforts of forcing some form of escrow... some sad, manufactured default which
will supposedly result in the actual deserving parties getting a sad
amount of such an estate - giving the legal representation a larger
piece of it as well.

Do away with such accounts the minute you are of a legal age to do so and then
enjoy the common and simple aspects of existence.

They may be intended for good, but the reality is that the scavenging
element is always far more deserving, as any good lawyer will tell
you.