POOR

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CELEBRITIES

A Creative Commentary

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

10/16/2006

When a person considers it, it can be no small wonder why anyone doesn't understand a celebrity tantrum.

If you truly consider the celebrity population, they are well deserving of such tantrums, as most of them are some of the most pitiable people in existence.

Personally, I would make it against the law to the level of humanitarian issues for any celebrity to have children.

I do not think they aren't capable of raising children, only that the atmosphere is a consistent means through which those said children then grow to be human abominations. People that just have no clue about even the most basic of living experiences.

That alone is incredibly inhumane.

There are quite seriously people that have been raised with no outside experiences beyond the fabricated, and rather deranged atmosphere of celebrity.

It must be hellish when you think about it. They seriously have no clue beyond want and other forms of want.

The more embarrassing aspects of celebrity from a human point of view, are those that were born in the gutter so to speak, even those that had somewhat normal upbringings then becoming such pitiable examples of the human species through the act of attaining some form of celebrity.

They deserve to be able to throw tantrums and the sort. It must be hideous to have to live as themselves.

When I think about people my own age that have really never experienced things for themselves, being exposed to sunshine up their ass twenty four hours a day, makes me nearly ill. To think that these people have everything a person could need directly at their finger tips, and have nothing between their ears through which to employ it beyond the said want of some trinket or some other silly, soon to be forgotten aspect of their fabricated lives... nearly brings a person to tears.

What grotesque levels of waste is the modern human society in that sense?

Their lives are filled with empty fabrications that will sooner than later disappear from the trail of humanity itself. Probably in some huge nuclear cloud if it were that "they" actually gained any sort of real influence.

It is truly pitiable. Then further is the idea in some people's minds, that they should actually make serious decisions on the lives of other individuals as this usually then happens through that fabricated plasticity which engulfs their every ounce of existence.

I truly want to whence when it is that I see some example of celebrity which are known to have had some considerable experience in the actual world, act as though they had just dropped out of gods asshole or something.

These people were just in the fucking gutters, but suddenly they are the upper most example of humanity, and supposedly so even in the face of grotesque lacking in understanding even themselves?

I wouldn't be a very good celebrity, as I wouldn't fit in. I have found that if a person has individual interests beyond some corporate affiliations, it somehow equates to being "A" moral. Then if not that, some other non issue aspect of existence that perhaps it is seen as too difficult for those issuing such statements to have embodied themselves.

A strange thing is the idea of celebrity in the modern day. something I personally do not care to be a part of as per participation. Especially given the fact that "Blow" and "Heroine" are almost mandatory in some circles, while having a smoke and a snoot full is considered punishable by death if not worse from what I can see.

I suppose that has to do with the huge push from the AA type of groups becoming desperate to affiliate themselves with the idea of celebrity, and in doing so entirely defiling the idea that such "groups" as AA are built on.

Then of course is the recent push concerning "Scientology."

Granted, the realm of celebrity is very much no where near reality, and is within that somewhat maliable as per such influences, but again such is something I personally don't find interest in. I don't care who else is "doing it."

Me, I'd personally have a blast with things like the Papparatzi. How much more fun could a person ask for than something to fuck with all of the time? Especially if celebrity is nearly as boring as it seems to be.

It seems that so many of these social rejects called celebrity are so concerned with some perceived self image, that they imprison themsleves with paranoia about it.

You are supposed to be Thesbians and the sort, right? "Rock Stars" as it were.

How could any press what so ever NOT be spun into a beneficial type of ploy? Accepting of course the grotesque extremes such as the O.J. crap... but seriously people, how in the hell could anyone want to be a part of such concentrated narcissism? Especially and even more so in the fact that any sort of interest in existence beyond some continuous imagery of orgies and amphetamine crashs gets a person no where but ousted and ridiculed.

I know how to masturbate. Masterbation is the better option than imprisoning one's self in a situation with obviously insane examples of humanity. I look at most examples of celebrity and just can't imagine myself as being a part of it. Can you begin to imagine the waste of existence it would be to actually be trapped with some of those people? Sure, most of them look great... but what is beyond the sex and notoriety? I can't begin to imagine a conversation with a female having the priorities that are required to actually be a celebrity in the modern day.

It is so pitiable in so many ways that it becomes difficult to even approach much less explain.

This is in no way to suggest that I find myself of some higher class of human being, only to the effect that I just could not bring myself to stomach non stop crap about "self" and "want," what some talk show host says other people think of me or my spouse.

You wake up one day and life is gone. Filled with empty crap and bitterness welling because of it.

Then of course are the "meat head" aspects. Those individuals harboring some mentally ill want of association to THEIR perception of what actually was. Including that of jealousies pertaining to THEIR interpretation of a given example females interests.

Who needs that shit? As far as I can tell those aspects deserve each other. Desperation for recognition and the even more desperate want of affiliation with said recognition.

I just could not give less of a shit about it, and in no way would choose to be a part of it. Why then concern myself with it, much less compete for any part of it? To think that some of those people would actually kill for a bit part in a television commercial.... as long as they had someone else to blame, that is.

Then of course is the aspect of sniveling to corporate sponsors and whom so ever currently holds your contract... which in most cases, the individuals having agreed to said contracts didn't have the smarts enough to simply include things they might actually want or need in them. Thus producing another sickening aspect of embarrassment to humanity in people that should be wanton of nothing, acting as though they are the most mistreated people on earth. Laying claim to anything they can that may be perceived as interesting.

YOU are the dumbass that didn't include things in a contract you probably should not have agreed to if it weren't for the arrogant, desperate narcissism that drove the desperation to agree to it.

Why does, or should everyone else have to listen to you snivel about screwing yourself in such contractual agreements? Why would your own ignorance mean that you somehow deserve something from other people in that sense?

It just cannot be that difficult.

Which then brings me to another species of supposed human, being the sort that attempt to attach themselves to said celebrity in any manner possible.... including said examples of the type of places a person might find such contractual agreements being issued.

In consideration simply as a human not bound by the average mentality readily admitted into the realm of celebrity, it would even seem that such areas of "bad deals" are a welcomed and used part of various government ploys to maintain some sort of control on the "fabricated socialite" population which oozes consistently from the United States.

It makes sense that those types of places rendering things like the Francis Farmer sort of contracts, are still in existence. It is sad that they tend to spread a hierarchical bent based on some sort of "vengeance" which is usually as result of bitterness from ones own ignorance... somehow being transformed into an acceptable dynamic to not only promote, but even defend to some degree. As if it then becomes a game of finding another sucker to dupe much as one's own desperate greed managed to victimize themselves to such predatory entities.

All sorts of hideous crap goes down, not limited to false contracts even. People laying claim to successes any way that they can, even through fabricated horseshit of all sorts. ANYTHING. As long as it may make them look better, if only to themselves.

It truly stands as ominous to the small advances of humanity, given the ramifications and peripheral effects of such levels of concentrated aspects.

Why would anyone WANT to be a part of that modern social structure? It's bad enough that a person has to pay through the nose just to watch a movie these days.