THE

SECRET GOVERNMENT,

CELEBRITY,

ALIEN SPACESHIP

A Creative Commentary

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

10/17/2006

Freaks can be seen everywhere these days.

I have had people claim my existence to be "freaky" in some way they don't seem to care to elaborate on, but I look around and really don't know what the hell they are talking about.

It is possible to find just about every kind of freakish individual a person could imagine, even at your finger tips here in 2006. You don't even have to put any effort into it.

"They" are just there.

This includes a form of magnificence that I personally get kind of a kick out of being that my personal history is near areas of direct interest to this strain of freak. The "Alien" freak is really something to tout as being a part of my personal background however vicariously.

I was born in the state of Nevada, and as many know it happens to house one of the biggest Alien freak magnets on the planet... other than Vegas, that is.. but I am not talking about their employment opportunities... being the "Aliens" that is, or the "Alien Freaks." I am talking about the phenomenon being the "Space Martian Alien Guy" among us thing.

It is even rumored that there is an attachment to the social networking of celebrities... which isn't all that far out there when you consider things for what they are perceived as in the media. To use a simple term, it is just a down right Hoot in allot of respects.

Some people even think that a person cannot become a celebrity unless the "Alien Martian Guys" think they are neato. More so even "select" them to not only be celebrities but to populate some secret government alien space ship that will hold only so many examples of humanity for which to populate some other planet or some other crap.

They can have it!

Could you imagine being couped up with most of the celebrity population? Much less have to spend an eternity with them?

Who ever these "alien Martian Guys" are that are doing the picking and choosing must be looking for menu items instead of any sort of company to keep if you ask me.

Further in this connection "quite logically" is the assumption that there resides a large "Alien Space Ship" on which said chosen individuals get to take up residence when the time comes. Fortunately for everyone involved, there is rumored to be another one in Colorado.

Anyone with any smarts would know that this means the possibility of actually populating more than one other planet! Especially when a person considers the inherent rivalries portrayed and promoted in the media. You can relate to what I am talking about here, the "good guys" and "bad guys" thing. I can't think of anyone dumb enough to think that the "Alien Martian Guys" would put the "good guys" and "bad guys" together on just ONE special secret planet that they are going to populate.

That would just be damn silly. Why not just save the Earth and not go through the trouble of transporting all those particularly precious examples of humanity?

Then of course, as everyone knows it would be an incredible bore to be part of that body of human specimen. Most notably because, again as everyone knows, Alien Martian Guys don't have any sexual organs. What that means, yet again as it is widely known, is that the celebrity population never has sex either, as a part of the qualifying requirements to be on the Secret Government Alien Space Ship.

Promiscuity would be an immediate disqualifier in that line of reasoning.

This then means that any children born to those in the celebrity population are a sort of illusion themselves. They are manufactured humanoid type of creatures that hold a majority of Alien Guy genes in their make up.

They are a shoe in for the secret space ship. So don't even think about it, as it were.

I do feel the slight want to divulge that I personally have seen unidentified aircraft, but strange as it seems.. most likely from my fathers long affiliation with the United States Air Force, I haven't really been drawn to the idea that those air ships are or were of something beyond understanding.

I have seen both most popular versions, being the cylindrical version of "old," and the more recent "disc like" version.

The cylindrical version having been in my early youth and very much as is widely depicted, being elongated and silvery while the more recent version is usually a black, hovering disc like craft. And as well there is the instance of being "spotlighted" from a craft at a considerable altitude.... no less than several thousand feet as I can recollect. Probably between two and three thousand if memory serves.

I guess I might even speculate that I have been abducted given such experiences and the known "fact" (uh-hem) that the Alien Martian Guys can suspend time and reality. Having actually watched such activity, as opposed to the more common "seen" activity.. a person could surmise that I very possibly have even been "probed!"

Don't go getting all jealous now, girls.... I can't say that I have so much as it is only a distinct possibility within the very logical line of reasoning surrounding the phenomenon itself. Besides, I am not a famous celebrity and really don't see myself putting any effort in such directions... so, again in that line of reasoning, I must not be on the "short list" of Alien Martian Guy preferential material...

...Which of course, as I have stated, is just fine with me.

As for the secret areas that draw so much attention?

I personally hope that it houses something cool. That is if it isn't just a place for hob nobbers to hob nob and have a few beers around the barbecue grill.

Something cool like the place where they put all of the super heroes super suits and other stuff, when they all got confiscated in the big reorganization effort that consolidated such activities. As everyone knows, this being in the effort to standardize super hero activities and give the government something else to do with their time besides audit people they have been harassing for years. And of course to give the bad guys a better chance because the super heroes just kicked too much ass!

The confiscation might have been because the super heroes weren't cutting the lawyers and auditors any slack as well, for their illicit activities in the effort to further their own trade....

...but admittedly, that is just pure, unfounded speculation and conjecture.