SOMEBODY GET THE STUPID POWDER!

SOMEBODY GET

THE

STUPID POWDER!

A Creative Commentary

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

11/28/2006

Before it is that anyone begin to assume I mean to suggest that society is stupid, I will point out that in fact, my opinion is to the contrary...but further, not in the usual way that a person might expect.

I do not think that society is too smart to accommodate lame ploys for instance, which can be observed almost everyday in any form of media.

I do think that society is becoming too smart to actually enjoy what it is that we live within.

All you can hear sometimes is people complaining about how complicated life is these days.

How "fast" it is going.

How this and that - doesn't seem to measure up to expectations and further seems always to interfere with what ever is deemed important at the moment, to those leveling such complaints.

I think we should all elect to begin the introduction of STUPID POWDER into the public water systems, and then further into the bottled water varieties which can be found in any grocery store. If only to re-establish some area where it is that life can simply be enjoyed without so many noted concerns... which seem only to ruin it.

If a person considers it, within the consistency and automation of modern society, there would be little if any detrimental effects from such a self medication sort of ploy. If everything were dumbed down at the same time through such introduced means, then everything would stay rather consistent - but become far less of the many things which seem to plague it in those everyday complaints.

EVERYONE WOULD BE AS DUMB AS THE NEXT GUY!

More so, everyone would probably find themselves re-positioned on the scale of dumb in accordance with their previous level of intellect - which further then stands as reasoning to the equal effect within our modern consistencies that introducing STUPID POWDER would incite.

What is better about this, is through that dumbing down we potentially would lose the capacity to worry about being smart or dumb in the degree that such occupies our every day.

We would all simply be more readily entertained with far less in the way of complications. And besides when you think about it, there are no stupid children in the eyes of their mothers. This would simply be enhanced without the need of a mother present and would extend far into adult hood as well.

I began to consider the STUPID POWDER option, as I realized that society is very much becoming too smart - but again, in ways that aren't normally considered. It is as though there is this outward boundary that we have managed to cross with the speed and efficiency of modern living, but are as of yet un-prepared as creatures to handle it. It just sits out there and frazzles and taunts and teases us in our incapacity through our higher intellect... which then results in various forms of un-needed desperation's. One of which is that old tried and true from the locker room about even looking smarter than the meat head guy.....let's face it, some people can simply dress in ways that make them look smarter than the meat head guy - even if he does run a communications firm or a software company or has a T.V. show.

Who needs that crap?

If we all dumbed down, maybe we could actually catch up to ourselves?

Maybe we wouldn't worry about who or what is smarter... or seen as smarter... which usually only equates to something being recognized as more complex somehow (even in the stretch of imaginations) than some other example... which itself, is in no way a pleasurable form of existence.

How is it that within all of the ease of living, we have managed to choose to complicate every little nuance of existence in the effort to LOOK as though it were a substantial experience within existence that is of the complications we insist upon?

STUPID POWDER, I say.

It really may be our only hope.

The Intramural's Of Utopia

The

Intramural's

Of

Utopia

A Creative Commentary

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

11/20/2006

None ever notice it as our days drag on in what otherwise should have been a setting to experience life here to its fullest.

I think that is part of the modern adapted design.

Instead, we somehow have managed to "advance" ourselves into needing the manufacture of reasons for just about anything. Something for any sort of excitement which most times it seems, results in the introduction of some form of tragedy. Tragedy from the dynamic of gossip on large scale coupled with manufactured social strife. Or tragedy in realizing you missed the "big sale" by only a few hours.

Funny that it always seems to gravitate to tragedy? With all of the other options, it always seems to want that direction.

Maybe that is as result of the dumbing effect we managed to immerse ourselves in, as well? Continuously insisting that we all become a little dumber with each generation so as not to spoil the ease with which someone somewhere can implement a bad social re-run.

If we didn't keep ourselves getting dumber, it would be harder I suppose to play those tired old tragedies over and over again, each time the meat heads pitching them getting to act like they are king shit and the top of the world wielding some magnificent ploy.... when really, its just a dumber version of something that the substance of was lost years ago when it was converted to binary code and played like a program.

When you think about it, it could be an incredible existence we are leading... that is, if you can manage to avoid the commercials long enough to take it in for a moment.

But that of course is something near treason, if not at the least - heresy - in the modern social world.

DO NOT THINK BEYOND THE MASCOT!

Or the logo..... or the slogan.

It could very well result in the derailing of everything now known to the human species if only from the confusion it would incite being so alien and unfamiliar.

So I suppose that is what it amounts to in our day and age.... the intramural activity of making sure you are the person to re-introduce the daily dose of tragedy and distraction from the ease of living which could be.

I hear there might even be a jail sentence these days if a person fails to keep the tragic static buzzing.

It just isn't good for the economy, you know.

If it were me.. and I had the money to invest for myself... given what I have observed lately. I would leverage every cent into happy pills and blonde be*ty... at least for the next few years given the direction we seem to be going.

That and the military industrial complex... if of course I had the legal representation to protect my investments within those confines... knowing that the ease with which every cent could vanish in an instant could baffle the most brilliant of physicist... if not entirely realign the idea of physics, itself....

...much as blonde b*ty seems to have done in many ways.

But as long as the idiot box turns on at night... and as long as there are colorful, happy products that fill us with some mind altering chemical... then I suppose everything is all right...

...until of the course the next empty tragedy inspires us to go on another binge at the shopping mall... successfully rescuing ourselves from the impending doom of the day... which was probably forwarded... or maybe as result of forgetting that chain email that one time....

It's always good to see someone else going through a bit of tragedy... especially when it is known that you did your part to further it along in that great set of competition brackets that someone else always seems to get the "bye" seat on.... regardless of their performance record.

"Shirts" or "skins" just doesn't matter any more in this modern blur.. laughably blurred in the efforts of over imposed confinements attempting entirely the opposite effect.

Our modern version of human existence really seems only to be a converter of sorts in that progressing dynamic of "dumb." A converter which changes potentials and existing happiness, into tragedy... with more effort than it usually takes to simply change the channel.

It must be a terrible sign if the "tragic constant" isn't always in effect.

But I wouldn't know to which degree that might be true.... beyond of course the utter befuddled look on people's faces when they find themselves without something to worry about. Even if it is something they have done of their own... and just wanted something to worry about so bad that they placed it all in motion themselves....

...because let's face it, are you really a "loser" if it is that you manage to lose to your own manipulations?

And even being a "loser" is a guarantee of sorts. Especially in a world where it is so hard to actually "win."

If you are a loser, then at least you are still something... and more than in a position to continue the progress of tragedy.

From where ever you may again find yourself on that chart depicting some illusive progression that no one can really see....

...but every one is sure they have been excluded from.

Leverite Shortage

ECONOMICS COMMENTARY

"Leverite Shortage"

A Creative Commentary

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

11/15/2006

I have delved recently, into some topical studies of the sociological sort.... and I have found in such studies that a large reason for the instability which can be found in areas such as the economic atmosphere, are very much due to several reasons obviously. Not so obviously seems to be the reason I have happened upon from my perspective in and through such studies.

The age old relationship of supply and demand is a rather efficient relationship, but what many people seem not to realize is that it can be a very precarious relationship as well.

It must be tended and nurtured... which is something that many in the modern consumer mentality seem not to know.

In no uncertain terms... and in very simple words, much of the problems civilization is experiencing with the economic atmosphere, are due almost entirely to a Leverite shortage.

Most people would tend to think this would drive the price of Leverite upward.... as such is the common response to a shortage of something.. especially when that something is a valued commodity.

Leverite is different within that dynamic. The value of it extends well beyond the common supply and demand aspect of modern economics. In fact, if it is attempted to market Leverite directly... many things become effected. Leverite itself is and can be many things... none of which are necessarily related, which then adds to the problematic aspect of even trying to market it.

It is a most special commodity. One that can be an invaluable indicator in regard to many other facets of and within the socio-economic atmosphere. Not to mention, it is kind of cool just to look at, too. Interacting with it has been reported as a rather pleasurable experience... and conversely of course within the consistency of society, there have been those that didn't seem to appreciate the elemental value make up of and within even the idea of Leverite.

But again, those with such negative leanings have most been largely with and from the consumer mentality. They can hardly be faulted I assume, as it is they are very much a social bi-product of the idea of modern economics, itself.

I personally am of the opinion that Leverite should be left to as much a normal, natural course in existence as possible - if for no other reason than to promote the most beneficial aspects and potentials of it. Leaving society itself to be "reflected" as it were through the more common developments and changes which may occur in said course of/in existence. It is a most uncommon and scarce commodity - if, that is, given the natural elemental aspects of it, such could be considered a commodity in the most common understanding, at all.

In many respects - unless done with a knowledgeable and artisan sort of hand - to even attempt to possess Leverite results in immediate devaluation of it. This isn't because of whom so ever may be attempting it. It isn't because of a social stature. It isn't because the Leverite might not like those attempting to gain some possession.

Such is simply the nature of Leverite in most if not all forms.

This presents a problematic area not commonly acknowledged. How is it that one conveys the value of Leverite to the majority of those existing firmly within the consumer mentality? Most of them are simply afraid they are going to miss out on something... and again, as per that larger dynamic within the idea of modern economy - that just does not sit well with those failing to understand the more efficient use of Leverite within the economic structure.

It is truly a sticky situation when a person considers it. There really isn't anything to "trade" for the simple and common respects which should be extended to Leverite within modern economics. Even the effort to do so has resulting effects on the stability itself.

As I consider farther the dynamics in the still developing, modern world - I have to wonder why it is that certain aspects of education have been left in the shadows pertaining to such phenomenon as is Leverite? Is it that the pace of modern society has just kind of out paced itself in that respect?

A person would think that upon attaining certain levels of social influence, a person would become aware of the importance in respect toward something such as Leverite. In fact, as I ponder it... I tend to wonder why it is that such information isn't extended as some form of normality within the areas most common to such influence?

In observing the more recent political and economic shifts, I would have to assert that Leverite is once again proven to be one of the most valued of things potentially, and conversely - as has been demonstrated through the attempted misuse of its presence in coupling it with and seemingly within the Tragic Constant - potentially one of the more detrimental aspects within modern social structures. This I feel again shows the importance of some insight into the dynamic around even the idea of Leverite. The less actual insight that there is, the more potential for detrimental results in attempts at manipulating it.

...but, even within that is an entire social dynamic which will, though rather inefficiently, yield what many consider to be potentials for profit.

I realize that this must all sound rather fantastique' so to speak, but we are - after all - speaking of something that was deemed so particular that they even left it off of the periodic table.

That in and of itself is something worth some level of consideration pertaining to that which is not so widely known in the ever growing and changing atmosphere of socio-economics and political bents.

Most definitely if nothing else, Leverite is far and away beyond being the average political "mud ball," and further beyond the common arena where laws and rules, and bulging commodities are wielded as if having been hastily chosen in some chaotic fray, from a pile of archaic weaponry.

It is the pronounced benefits, and as has been demonstrated - it can be the pronounced detrimental effects.

It can be, and be of each and every one of us - even in whole or just in part I suspect. That is, if it were that the most basic of existential aspects were efficiently met through the uncomplicated and rather enjoyable ploy of even existence itself. But.. and again as has been demonstrated, we seemingly have yet to get over ourselves and the apparently impossible task of what amounts to nothing more than stepping from room to room in many ways - though within such a concept as is civilization, those rooms exist as much geo-politically as anything else.

If it weren't for our own tendencies.... it is very much that all would be experiencing the most incredible benefits within that mystic relationship with Leverite instead of the present and re-occurring direction of creating a Leverite shortage... and in that even depleting the potentials that all seem to pursue, but few seem to understand with any considerable depth - especially regarding the potential of any and all to embody it.

Maybe Leverite is just a remnant of some grand idea such as Utopia... that perpetual idea we seem to have fallen to simply consume instead of embodying and furthering? Our modern societies forsaking even the strokes of masters (and their apprentices) still echoing through eternity in exchange for some souvenir being hacked away at any opportunity - imagine chipping away at the Acropolis, carting off bricks from Big Ben and maybe scraping some of the Sistine Chapel just to have some scrap on your mantel of what was once an incredible statement of and for humanity - not to mention the almost unimaginable value and illusive commodity of Leverite.

Here we are in a point in time where we could be multiplying the presence of Leverite exponentially with no detrimental effect on ourselves and society. We could be of it in so many ways.... promoting the care and consideration of those masters through even only simple existence - within our own simple existence - society itself sculpting and molding that which seemingly was meant as presentation to eternity, of the majesty so possible within the human species... but somehow as creatures we still find the direction of some gratification yet to be entirely recognized beyond hogs at the trough and dogs as they respond to the sound of a can opener.

In some cases even instigating that feeding frenzy around and of something similar to dismantling the Grand Canyon only to display a piece of gravel as once being unimaginably magnificent.

I suppose Leverite is similar in some respects, though differing with the intended course through society. As part of that larger piece of work... that proverbial Grand Canyon as it were.... it possesses untold mystical aspects to be enjoyed and even multiplied... but once carted away in the sneak of some palmed ploy.... it then, within perhaps that mystical aspect, transforms almost instantly and with no noticeable process... into nothing much more than a rock... or perhaps a small stone, depending upon its size when it was procured. Changing limitless potential into the subject matter of some braggart posturing and posing of greatness they obviously have yet to even begin to understand.

In all fairness I suppose I should consider that perhaps it is only my perspective? A limited interpretation of incredible ideas I admittedly have only simple understanding of. Some romantic and lofty idea I think I can perceive of the potentials and true pleasures in what we have achieved, and that which is seemingly still possible beyond the groveling for trinkets - which of course, quite ironically - are very much of and from a better use in the presence of Leverite through the years and decades, and even centuries in some instances... from however long ago, still presenting the benefits of efficient use even today... though unnoticed for the process in which and of which they were wrought. Not to mention the various forms of Leverite of which they consist.

Somehow themselves becoming indicative and representative of some emulation due to Leverite - though no longer attributed to the incredible facets of such. Somehow themselves being deemed of the qualities that only Leverite can imbue. Ironically again, almost being a joke on ourselves in the desperation to obtain some properties of it through actually rendering more difficult the directions and efficient paths through which to become even a part of it.

It presents an interesting view in the larger sense. The social aspects between those seemingly with little insight into basic existence, and those that seem to possess at least a rudimentary respect for the idea of Leverite. A person could even say it was something of the design.... but I would imagine that person to be more of the areas without at least a basic understanding beyond the respect for some trinket.

Something I do note in regard to the precarious aspects of Leverite, is the noticeable level of success resulting from the areas of those having only a common and basic insight. It would seem that too much "knowledge" tends to enact those other human tendencies as much as too little... which then again brings thought of the simple brilliance it holds in promoting the benefits of simple existence.

It is rather magnificent in many ways... but from my own perspective, especially in those simple and common aspects a person can demonstrate in their everyday life and somehow within that mysticism around Leverite, it makes possible and transforms the common element of existence into greatness to rival all know humanity. Again, through nothing much more than humble approach and pleasurable existence - attention to ones own simple existence so to speak then being very much of those grand strokes from eternity. The more successful examples being of less effort toward and within such designs as being a pronounced part of it.

It is one of the great mysteries within human existence if I do say so myself. One of the more simple puzzles still acting to separate the layers of progress within that thing we call humanity. Effortlessly creating various levels of existence through the demonstrated understanding of such... while unfortunately, in my own opinion.... becoming more scarce in and of itself through the forgetfulness which apparently accompanies the progress of humanity.

Maybe someday, just as a thought in all fairness, I will find myself hard pressed to recognize Leverite when I see it? Maybe... just as consideration, such developments are the sort that have filled the place in the progression within modern humanity which once tended the beneficial results associated with Leverite?

And then again maybe after all, it is all just some ink stain on a forgotten canvass in some dusty corner of eternity? Posing itself, in some obscure way as the uncommon presence of a most precious thing in various forms, known only as Leverite.

HOW STRANGE

THE DAY

PROGRESSES

A Creative Commentary

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

11/08/2006

I have noticed something as of late. that something is that there seems to be an incessant stream of pornography broadcast from somewhere unknown, that continues to run through my head.

I can always remember having rather good skills within my cognitive capacity... and I can even remember what I would consider to be the average guys thoughts about sex through my life time... but here I am at 38 years old, and find that somehow my cognitive balance has been divided into that which seems to control my motor functions, and that which is seemingly over ran with the thoughts an adolescent kid might have about finding some password to a free porn site on the internet.

It makes me then think about my sexual drive in the larger sense. While it is that I no longer possess the heathen sort of want a mid teen may have which drives them into various forms of neurotic fits within their own frustrations, I do still consider my drive to be more than adequate - even in the face of recent decisions to no longer be of interest to the modern forms of such relationships.

I do note though, another odd development as my life progresses.. being in regard to masturbation.

I seem to have developed a slight problem with pre mature ejaculation in and relating to such activities.

I don't mind so much being that it saves me time in completing the duty and experience I find myself now less and less interested in... but it alarms me to some degree being that I manage to do so in such a short order of time.

The heightened sensitivity may be as result of recent added girth as the nerve endings pertaining to such an area now find more blood flow and stimulation from such.... but it is still just kind of weird.

I can't imagine having had this level of sensitivity in my hay day so to speak! I hardly even missed an opportunity as it was... I can't even begin to think of how much more time I would have spent in repetition of such moments.

In fact, truth be known, it is quite the challenge to forgo such activities even now as a standard and normal part of the every day... especially considering the obnoxious, and seemingly from somewhere else, stream of bad porn type of thoughts.

If I had to describe it, it seems like the kind of thing a person might imagine originating in some dark cell somewhere with some cross dressing, hairy knuckled guy "pounding out the hits" so to speak, through broadcasting his fantasies.

It is really kind of beyond creepy.. and I don't think I would find interest with myself, if it weren't that we didn't have to spend so much time together. Maybe it is just the thought of the hairy guy creeping into the mix that truly brings a distaste....

...or maybe I am just aging nicely and finding old thoughts and fantasies no longer of the quality I see of myself?

I do enjoy, as do others, the thought of human exchange in various ways.....

But I find now that perhaps what was "hot" as a teen and mid twenties guy, just isn't the direction of my existence.

Then again, who can resist a good spanking?

To Speak

On

Tragedy

A Commentary

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

11/07/2006

I consider the idea of genocide. The removal of all and anything affiliated with a person or people.

I consider it not in the perspective of "committing" it, but from the idea of actually being a victim of it.

To actually face and consider the possibility of such happening to one self.

The possibility is there in our modern day. Especially even heightened with modern access to information and communications. It is really no big hassle to find out very private things about any individual these days. This more so if it is that a person happens to know someone with access to "official" data bases.

What that means, beyond all of the name listing and club organizations, is that with the push of a button, just about anyone can be singled out to a degree. Which then makes it all the more easy to focus other more physical aspects resulting from the access to such information.

When you think about it, why would it be difficult to find and remove just about anyone and their entire familial line from existence - provided of course the means were present to do so?

It is one thing to know simply from common sense, that any "official list" and club organization membership that is a part of any persons life, is a means through which to identify and locate any individual and large groups of people in our modern day.

It is then another to consider the aspect of that information being used for other purposes... if even as a hypothetical thought... perhaps even genocide for what ever reasons - being political or even just sport when you think about it.

Think about it. Would anyone know if someone were already doing such?

Not if they were doing it right. Everyone affiliated with whom so ever the target was, would be silenced.. and probably with an efficiency that has yet to be publicly acknowledged in our modern society.

Now think about that person being you.

Not for the purpose of some conspiracy rant crap... but for the pure appreciation of, if even momentarily, being a total and helpless victim in what is supposed to be the "big macho," A-number one free country on the planet.

It is to speak of tragedy, I know. But what would it be like to experience such levels of tragedy for yourself, first hand?

Consider all of the shady business deals.... consider the recent past with gang land activities resulting in what amounts to massacre? Now apply the modern ease of information transfer to just those two simple aspects of human society.

Rather incredible to think that entire families and even organizations could be "removed" from existence rather easily in the modern day. All anyone really need, is the access to such information and the simple want to do it.

Speaking from experience, I realize how easy it is to get anyone to say and do just about anything without having any insight of their own beyond some gossip. In my instance this tactic was used to procure an estate which was held in trust, and about to be remitted to myself.

You may think it is crazy even talking about it, but again is the convenience of modern day information transfer. There is probably no way to trace the activities around said actions at this point... which of course is then a particular point of "fail safe" on both sides of the issue, being that there is safety for the perpetrators (and their respective careers), and there is safety in having no access to real proof of it transpiring.

In this situation though, it becomes rather unsafe for anyone that may have been a party to said activities. Eventually people become a liability... especially the kind of people which chose to participate in such dangerous relationships with NO information of their own beyond what was said to them in the interest of gaining their support (how ever temporarily).

The people that participated in such, are actually more in danger than myself in this instance. They are what amounts to a modern paper trail.

In considering this, I realize that I do not even have to embody a want of revenge or even ill feelings. In that consistency and level of danger to exposure within such relationships, I am quite sure that sooner than later things will be resolved simply as a matter of course.

I think about what I have heard in my youth, and about certain acts in modern history of ethnic cleansings and political take overs - and I have to admit that it is kind of exciting to consider. Entire families have been taken away in our modern day for what ever reasons which are not important to this commentary... but in simply applying those tendencies to the situation of my own... it becomes quite the thrill to think that I am still in the running to be a victim of what amounts to genocide... though such would probably happen from those peripheral areas which chose to participate.

It is rather incredible... though a bit unfair I think from my own perspective, given all else I have had to shoulder and experience in my life... but that even, is somewhat secondary to the vicarious witnessing of a huge killing machine long dormant, being utilized in ways that indicate perhaps it should again be permanently employed within society on the whole - given that such transgressions were allowed to transpire to begin with.

Such really only indicates a readiness in society for a massive surge in removal of the sort that not only would tolerate such forms of political (and otherwise) movement - but further even participate in it - which of course will lead to the commonality of such tactics again anyhow, so why not just implement it again, entirely?

Funny though, how most of those who would employ such tactics, are in no way willing to be on the other side of it in that larger sense. At the first perceived possibility of any such thing, suddenly there are humanitarian issues out the ass.

That as well beside the point, I again have to state how exciting it truly is to be a part of it. I suppose my lot in that sense is similar to much of the desperation living in support of such tactics, being that I am celebrating a part of it from a point that isn't necessarily the most optimum in this instance. This meaning that it is similar in the consistency of people tending to attach themselves to things in any way possible just to be seen as being a part of it. "Making themselves important" so to speak....

This is a similar perspective, though greatly different in many ways as well.

It is a rather mind altering consideration to begin with... then further a greater experience when a person considers themselves as potential victim within it.

There is no reprieve. I know that just from the consistency of willingness for the future fodder to comply of/with/and for it.... and further, as I have stated from those accounts in youth from where I really can't say..... but rather ominous and truthful accounts of nothing much more than suggestion I imagine.

If it is that society has decided to condone such for the spineless reuse of it in a rather ignorant fashion I suppose from the perspective of those having utilized it with much more efficiency from history, than it is that such should transpire even in the grotesque transgressions that justifying it, are... much less implementing it.

In so many words I suppose, society kind of has decided that it deserves to live under such oppression again.

And maybe society is correct. It has my vote, from top to bottom.

Humans As Sexual Creatures?

A Creative Commentary

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

11/06/2006

I think it is an illusion now that I look at it more closely. An illusion we have lost ourselves in, as with much else - even losing the more finer points of the relationship itself.

We are the only creature (save a few primitive primates that may have been taught such) to engage in sex for pleasure, but that doesn't convince me of anything in regard to our existence being primarily fueled with sex.

If you consider it, the subject of sex is as much or more of a hassle than anything. Esspecially given the meat headed use of our cognitive ability from the direction of certain types of people bent on making it dis pleasurable for what ever envious reasons.

This of course being directed at others, and never themselves.

It could be said that there is a considerable amount of the population that puts more time into ruining such aspects of existence for others, as they put into their own lives. But that isn't the subject matter of this thought.

The subject matter of this, is more toward the relationship between men and women. The apparent and promoted aspect of some natural inclination toward intercourse - even in the male/female emulations so common in same sex relationships... and further that it is some point of pleasure to be experienced in life, at will.

When you consider it, there could hardly be a more lop-sided point of focus from either perspective. The co-existing parts are not conducive to the idea of achieving sexual contentment from either point of view. This isn't to be seen as anyones fault necessarily, especially within this commentary - it is only a very obvious fact, especially after the act of child birth.

Honestly, as is widely promoted in modern society, to actually fulfill the sexual urges of a female to the point of contentment, a person would have to possess an arm sized appendage... which of course, then instills a fear of sort in the counterpart to that necessity. To fulfill the sexual urges of the male, would require something to the tune of harems.

...which then poses yet another impasse in the area of human sexual relations.

In all of that which could be examined time and again, it all boils down to one fact. Sex isn't necessarily meant as some point of human focus and constant interaction.

It is over rated in that respect.

Then why the focus on it in so many ways. So frequently?

This then brings other questions such as the fact as pointed out, in the necessity of such intimidating "members," that humans aren't really responding to the idea of evolution either.... at least in the respect that evolution is touted and more directly around the ideas that somehow a pronounced want or need of some physical aspect then develops because of said want or need.

It doesn't happen as can be demonstrated in the consistent size and presence percentage wise, of the more common sized penis for instance.

To know that inherently the match up between men and women is quite uneven in needs to facilitate pleasure entirely- and then further to know that the most common sized appendages within our physical progress remain far below those incredibly huge physiques (comparably), is very much to know that such interactions aren't what they are promoted as....

If those things were true about the "inspired" and "influenced" development of physical aspects within creatures because of some survival need... wouldn't the standard and common size of the human penis have gotten larger over time? Perhaps the flexibility and resilience of the vagina would have progressed?

That is, again, if it were that such activities were somehow what we have made them out to be as important beyond the more rudimentary aspects.

I know it sounds like I could be simply off key here, but consider some things the next time you happen past a "toy shop" window.

Those plastic representations of human attributes aren't that HUGE because someone thinks that it is funny.

There is a definite want there for what ever reasons that are not the subject matter here in.

Those manufactured representations of human "tools," are very much evidence themselves of the imbalance I am speaking of in regard to the idea of sexual penetration and interaction as "pleasure."

It might just be a physiological mutation that we as a creature do not recognize as such because of our contained perspectives. It might just be an indicator that "human development" was/is really, nothing more than the progress of diversion away from the major consistencies of normality within all other living creatures.

From a perspective of examining the popular ideologies pertaining to our reality being a "heaven" or "hell," in light of such possible mutations and of course that grotesque imbalance of compatibility concerning that "pleasure," it would then seem to be more along the lines of a "hell" of some sort.

What else could it be knowing those very simple and basic facts?

It isn't possible to sexual please someone to the point of honest contentment. That contented aspect usually arises after all of the youthful vigor has faded. After there seems to be no other options even. Then it is simply a contentment of sorts, and not really a sexual contentment.

This fact, in my opinion, then gave rise to the necessary aspects of distraction from that point of hellish concentration - that puzzle with no answer, so to speak, other than the fact that perceiving it as a standard is insane... but common and wanted all the same.

Everything else we have could be said to have been derived from and as for the purpose of distraction in "settling the difference" between that want of contented pleasure and the very real fact that it is elusive if existent at all.

I personally have been equipped with an average length, being between six and six and 1/2 inch's length, depending upon my diet and current weight, and quite a healthy girth if I do say so.

I personally feel that this is hieght/wieght proportionate, which I also feel is quite common.

I have had some success in the direction of bringing pleasured states of existence momentarily to females... that is to say, climax of a partner is no real stranger even in the few partners I have had.... but never would I imagine it to be capable of bringing entire contentment. Especially not in "one felled swoop" so to speak. The fantasy of riding some female into exhaustion and thus, contentment in one "go" just isn't a truthful thing - and I do not see where it can even be expected... unless of course again, a person possesses some monstrosity that would be more for fear than anything else.

To do so in an evenings various interactions, is entirely a different story, including facets which are fast moving away from the common aspect of human interaction - including conversation.

This then compares and couples the idea of sexual pleasure and satisfaction with the idea of fear and pain. If it is that sexual intercourse is supposed to yield that which is most widely held to be true, then it is that such a psychological relationship exists between fear, pain and that supposed satisfaction "instantly" so to speak.

I do think it to be a distraction of sorts. A distraction which has been turned into a rather precarious point of focus... which yields nothing much more than anguish for many, for the most part.

It just stands to no reason that our existence is set out to be filled with such as a main point in focus. Consider the impossibility of such designs and what that would then mean if it were that sexual pleasure-contentment (being impossibility) were actually the reason for existence?

This then poses only a few options within that subject matter and very much explains many of the developed leanings toward one sided aspects of such interactions on both sides of the interest itself.

Further then it suggests that something is derived differently for and from either side of such concerns. Meaning that the male gets something entirely different than does the female, from such interactions.

But that as well, may be nothing more than a developed perception. Something derived out of said mutated psyche from which to find at least some form of reprieve from the apparent drive toward such activities. An "invented" prize so to speak in some effort to justify the near insane aspects of considering the want, much less the action as some point of focus in human existence.

The incompatibility itself, truly leads me to believe that it might just be some huge joke being played on humanity.

Sure, there are great "match ups" but usually those entail some similar form of over pronounced hieght/wieght differences...

...then of course, are the innumerable differences in personal preferences, which then adds yet another layer of confusion to that area of discontent. Perpetual, fueled and driven, discontent which we somehow continue to tell ourselves is not only some goal for the purpose of pleasure, but as well some form of standard and measure to be attained.

We as creatures have built an entire value system of something as fictitious as is the want of sexual fulfillment, but thank goodness it isn't a value system that actually has any thing to do with anything else beyond the spectrum of confusion within inter-gender relationships.

JUST ORDER IN

A Thanksgiving Commentary

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

11/01/2006

It is always the smells you remember. It is as though there is a huge pile of Thanksgiving smells somewhere that someone drags out again, every year.

Funny how good it always seems to be.. especially in hind sight, even with the same old smells and flavors year after year.

Maybe that is why people drink more and more at such functions, as they age... then again begin to abstain in some seemingly predisposed, parabolic fashion.

If you consider it... it becomes like a rerun of sorts. Through your youth you are exposed to the same "good" smells and flavors year after year. Then maybe somewhere around the 21 st birthday, a person begins to realize that they might be getting a little tired of the same old smells and flavors year after year.... so they begin to enliven the holiday through imbibing.

This then progresses for some time... even well after college I imagine, until that point where ever it may be for individuals respectively - that a person begins that struggle.

It is a struggle in the attempt of recreating those tired old smells and flavors the way you remember them - even through the progressive haze's of those drinking years. Probably to the degree where a wish or two is sent up for directions from some unseen entity to guide your quest "this time" in finding the precise combination of ingredients and timing.

The timing is important most definitely. The way the flavors and smells are layered through the day really has something to do with it.

At least it would appear to be the case.

I think it might have something more important to do with life even. As if it were that only once you have managed to completely reproduce all of those smells in combinations and flavors in variations you may remember and crave, it is okay to die. Not one minute before or after. That isn't to say that you have to then die, but only that one of the big requirements for a peaceful and safe passage will have been met.

God forbid a person actually surpass themselves in some way.

Truly there must be a special hell for such offenses as grotesque they must be in the eyes and opinions of all those other people still struggling to open a can of cranberry sauce along that quest. Especially when it is that boxed dressing is no where near the list of ingredients a person may employ when accomplishing such a feat in the presence of others. Even in the simple course and progress of their life. Speaking from experience, it is better just to "step into the pitch" a little in such situations... maybe even "take a dive" so to speak.

ROT IN HELL I say to those producing quality meals year after year... if only on the part of those seemingly damned to flounder and flop around in the mire and sea of options ready to catch their eye around the time of the holiday. Someone should stick up for them... especially in the face of those possessing any innate qualities of skills in that area.

I personally won't ever prepare another Thanksgiving meal for anyone not of extremely close relation in the manner of significant other. It is quite frankly a damnable thing in regard to the plights of others, and the unspoken insults that rendering such experiences with any ease can bring.

It is a horrible thing to insult the defenseless through generous acts of camaraderie. I know as I have done it a few times and have paid dearly as a result. Like I said, sometimes it is just better to pretend you put your best offering on the table... and let those you should otherwise have sought to prepare an extraordinary meal for, have a moment to gloat at how well they, themselves must be doing.

I suppose it is a respect thing, too. Even in light of the reasons a person might find themselves presenting such a meal for others not of their marital - mating relations.... it is somehow a wiser path to fall short of threatening their existing recollections of the holiday from their own perspectives.

It does sound a bit odd, but there is a sensitivity in that area I have come to find from knowing the wrath of having been kind.

In defense of such angles of perception... and in the interest to not be seen as some one sided presentation here-in, I will note that many times they may not even know exactly what it is that seems to be uneasy about themselves. More directly, about themselves after having experienced something at least comparable to all of those subconscious associations which a holiday such as Thanksgiving carries along. It just usually manifests as some creeping discontent which eventually boils over one way or another.

I won't even cook for my own siblings any more. Sadly, I wouldn't even cook for them if they paid me to... since it is that a catch twenty two develops in that direction as well, in regard to sibling.

If you ask me... when you find yourself in the situation of being the only cook in a group of people around that time of year.... stress vehemently that the best thing to do would be to order in.

If for some reason you find that you have no other option but to cook?

Burn something horribly.

EXPECTATIONS

A Creative Commentary

By

David A. Archer

02/15/1968

11/01/2006

So I find in adult hood the results of some social reduction of sorts.

It seems to be the greatest aspiration for a man in the modern day... that is, almost even the only acceptable path in life's course and especially in regard to the pursuit of significant companionship, that a mans only place and pre-requisite toward such means and ends, is to want nothing more than a warm place to wipe his ass and a cold place to keep his beer.

Anything else beyond such concerns is somehow seen as an offensive to the "importance" of women. At least such is the common and promoted attitude in most circles of social interaction.

I find this incredibly offensive in many ways. The first being that I am expected to patronize females in such a manner. It is expected of me, as a male, to blow smoke up their "posterior" and address them as some "faction" beyond my comprehension.

Why is it that a person should be required to insult themselves and people they may be interested in a substantial existence with?

This I suppose is as result of the more extreme measures left over from the all too celebrated "battle of the sexes" and the grotesque amount of popularity such a pseudo social movement meant to spur sales and create confusion gained, with the help of the modern media and those benefiting from the direction and result of it.

I do acknowledge the brilliance in the marketing aspects of such a design... but really, where is it that people lost control and insight into the design of it? Where is it that the majority of people actually embodied it as some decision making process behind the blatantly obvious results of selling more T.V. dinners and dragging down more television ratings?

It is no less than an incredible surprise to me, that I am not only expected to want nothing more from life and relationships than the simple amenities mentioned previously - leaving all other aspects of domesticated (and even other) life, to the "importance" of the female. Further, that I am supposed to acknowledge such as "empowering" females through becoming a parody of humanity. As if I am expected to emulate and parody a promoted (and none too true) density in the male population - not to mention a social illness that truly benefits only a few.

I was raised in the land of gun toting females.

I have worked in the midst of self proclaimed "hard line feminists." Most being lesbians and rather pronounced in some rather questionable extremes of opinion - in my opinion.

I can tell you from experience that the "gun toting," self sufficient females I grew up around would have nothing of the very noticeable aspects of insult within the designed "empowerment" which is common in the "extreme" examples of the more urban "feminist." Being the mandatory "patronization" aspects of modern co-existence.

To insist that a person "blow sunshine up someones ass" is in no way respect, and further has little to do with equality, much less perceived importance.

Admittedly, there are some rather entertaining and even enjoyable aspects to the more contrived version... being that ever popular attitude a man is supposed to embody for instance, of meat headed, beer swilling excuse of some sort. But, when it really counts... and people are looking for genuine results... I suppose I could say that "I am sticking to my guns" so to speak.

The manufactured versions, and all of the peripheral efforts they entail to maintain some perceived superiority.. are really nothing more than that and sadly more of a damge in the long run, than the benefits of instant gratification could possibly be in the shorter.

I realize that just about anyone can be swayed with promotion and propaganda in various forms. But at the core value- At the very essence of the progressive relationship between men and women... the consistency is un-alterable. There is "rivalry" but not rivalry as we know it... in the way that we acknowledge it within the promoted versions of modern existence. From my perspective, it is a healthy co-existence that is the optimum.

Anything else is despotism and demise. Especially if "everything" is somehow limited to nothing more than what amounts to frivolous versions of competition meant to set relationships on the ground of; "me, against you, against everything else, maybe - unless I find a better option".... instead of perhaps; "me and you against whatever is dumb enough to mess with us.... as we entertain ourselves with whatever my arise as competative nature between us"... and better yet; "me and you against whatever is dumb enough to find themselves involved with our personal dysfunctions.....

Besides, I can still out cook most of the more urban females.....

And I could still probably out shoot most of the others, anyway!

But really, who's counting?